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Don’t Blame Arnold

by Mark Stefanos 03.09.2010

Or the regents. Or Yudof. Why our state, once the darling of our union, is now its biggest joke. What makes our problems virtually unsolvable. And how we fucked ourselves — A letter from the founder
It’s a breezy 75 degrees in January, as I bob up and down in the shallow water by the Santa [...]

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November 2009 Political Horiscopes

by Mark Stefanos 11.04.2009

ARIES
LIBERAL: Your support for universal coverage will wane after attending a Middle Eastern “universal coverage” party.
CONSERVATIVE: Your support for universal coverage will bloom after you see all the hot burkas at your Middle Eastern “universal coverage” party.
TAURUS
LIBERAL: You will purge the memories of your chubby past along with all that turkey and stuffing you will [...]

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A note from the editor, June 2008

by Mark Stefanos 06.02.2008

Bye.
Hey look, it’s June. How the hell did that happen?
Before I go graduate, I want to share some of my opinions which never made it into an issue this year. This way I leave you with something to remember me by – the rants of an idiot.

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Who are those porn addict guys?

by Mark Stefanos 06.02.2008

Two minutes! Two minutes is all I ask!” A questionable choice of phrasing coming from a lanky guy sitting behind a sign emblazoned with the word “porn.” I notice the sneer on the face of a passerby as he trudges down Bruin Walk, ignoring the appeal. “Stop!” I mentally urge him, “I want to hear [...]

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Download our June 2008 Issue

by Mark Stefanos 06.02.2008

Click here to view our latest issue in PDF format.
Because of the large file size, it is easier to download. To download, right click > “save as.”

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Students First!: A shady pedigree

by Mark Stefanos 04.22.2008

This year’s forgery scandal was just another in years of corruption by the traditionally dominant slate.
Three and a half million dollars. That’s how much money, give or take, your student government council will control next year. This comes from mandatory student fees collected from you annually to the tee of $120, and for the majority [...]

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A note from the editor, April 2008

by Mark Stefanos 04.22.2008

On student government and the upcoming elections
I provide some background into Students First! in our lead article, but I’d like this opportunity to invoke the memory of another slate.
As a transfer student, I wasn’t around for Slate Refund, which took a lively but unsuccessful third-party stab for student government in Spring 2006. Their platform was [...]

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Download our April 2008 issue

by Mark Stefanos 04.22.2008

Click here to view our latest issue in PDF format.
Because of the large file size, it is easier to download. To download, right click > “save as.”

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Mark Stefanos

Don’t Blame Arnold

November 2009 Political Horiscopes

A note from the editor, June 2008

Who are those porn addict guys?

Download our June 2008 Issue

Students First!: A shady pedigree

A note from the editor, April 2008

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