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November 2008

The death of limited government

by Tim Garcia 11.03.2008

A lot of power should be reserved to the states and the people that has been assumed by the federal goverment. No matter who wins the election, it will only get worse.
In 1789, our founding fathers began an experiment. They wanted to see what would happen if they created a government that did not rule [...]

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Corrupt feminism a play for power

by Julie Curtis 11.03.2008

As the status of women has progressed in the last few decades, the feminist movement has become increasingly radical as feminists grasp for political fronts on which to vent their anger at the so-called continued oppression of women.
According to their virulent accusations, sexism has never truly lost its hold on the mind of the patriarchy, [...]

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Editor’s corner

by Stephen Crisafulli 11.03.2008

Hello, November 2008. It’s an election year, and that means we again have the opportunity to shape the course of this nation.

We must be very careful about the decisions we make, and who we choose to elect. Here’s food for thought: the difference between a “politician” and a “statesman.”
A man named Webster once defined politician [...]

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Lurid carnival

by Corey Garriott 11.03.2008

We hope you know what you’re getting.
A student I saw one night provided me the appropriate closing metaphor for the election season. Alone and dressed in Obama’s T-shirt, she howled as if in ecstasy, “Vote for Barack Nov. 4th! Sarah Palin is a crook!”
It is probable Barack Obama will win an American election mostly by [...]

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Low blows in Moore mockumentary

by Kelly Bowers 11.03.2008

Kelsey Grammer, Dennis Hopper, and Jon Voight might never work in this town again, and if so they went out with a bang.
This includes the bang from Fourth of July fireworks, the bang of cartoon-style violence and the bang of comedians exercising their second-amendment rights (at the expense of ACLU zombies).
Such is writer and director [...]

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Conspicuous consumption at dinner

by Julie Curtis 11.03.2008

Completely unbeknownst to us hapless south campus majors, Fowler Museum has been carefully tucked into the center of those picturesque buildings of north campus, hiding some unexpected pieces of interest. Fowler very much upholds the university catchphrase of diversity, focusing on arts and materials primarily from Africa, Asia and the Pacific, and Native and Latin [...]

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November 2008 Political Horoscopes

by Andrew Hilbert 11.03.2008

ARIES
LIBERAL: You will think the high speed rail is a good idea after getting high and doing some rails.
CONSERVATIVE: You will be blazed as eff as you drive to the polls to vote against rehabilitation instead of prison for drug abusers.
TAURUS
LIBERAL: You will be so empowered by the idea of voting that you almost forget [...]

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Presidential campaign buzzwords

by Kelly Bowers 11.03.2008

Aisle—large gap, difficult to “reach over,” but those who do are proud
Change—definition pending. No one’s thought to ask.

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2008 ballot initiatives guide

by John Ellis 11.03.2008

As you trudge to the polls Nov. 4th to decide who will be the most powerful person in the U.S., you also have the immense responsibility of voting on a number of initiatives. Here are our recommendations on how to wield your power.

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November 2008

The death of limited government

Corrupt feminism a play for power

Editor’s corner

Lurid carnival

Low blows in Moore mockumentary

Conspicuous consumption at dinner

November 2008 Political Horoscopes

Presidential campaign buzzwords

2008 ballot initiatives guide

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