by Mark Stefanos
11.04.2009
ARIES
LIBERAL: Your support for universal coverage will wane after attending a Middle Eastern “universal coverage” party.
CONSERVATIVE: Your support for universal coverage will bloom after you see all the hot burkas at your Middle Eastern “universal coverage” party.
TAURUS
LIBERAL: You will purge the memories of your chubby past along with all that turkey and stuffing you will [...]
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by The Editors
11.04.2009
Fiefdom: $3.8 million
Soapbox: Endless Reforendums
Offense: Benefitting the few at the expense of the many
Question: So…can I get a scholarship too?
In the March 2009 issue of The Bruin Standard, our Academian Nut was described as being “like the peanut” of the bunch. For this edition of our feature, we ask you to turn to the whole bag [...]
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